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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via fake-mermaid)


alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

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h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via outrights)


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my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

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orjasmicliving:

The neighbours cows are eating our garden

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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